While I was waiting in line to purchase my tasty Dr. Pepper with pellet ice, a candy name caught my eye. A carmel chew pop, not unlike a Sugar Daddy, with the name of Slo Poke.
Seriously, regardless of how pure times were back in the day, with a name as chock full o' innuendo as that, you'd think one of the higher ups might say, "Hey, guys, I think we need to change this."
Perhaps it is merely my own perversion, and I don't doubt this. But how many others crack a grin when they spy unintentional porn--even if it is a stretch of the imagination?
Me...Kinda
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You've found me. You don't win anything besides the joy of discovering the "official" blog of Christopher William Smith, would-be teacher, wanna-be artist, and purveyor of passable doodles and interesting stories.
My fiction has appeared in Inhale/Exhale, Pindeldyboz, MicroHorror, Blink|Ink, and forthcoming in Pear Noir! #3. I'm also shopping the "final draft" of my novel, Jumping Off Bridges, working on a new novel tentatively titled A Startling Lack of Color, and creating a bi-weekly webcomic, Gibberish.
In the meantime, feel free to peruse these seldom used highways of my brain, and once you're blown away by my fantastical mind and decide you'd like to publish one of my stories or put together a collection of Gibberish, drop me a line. Thanks for stopping by, I look forward to hearing from you.
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