+Dreams: Fragile Things+

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+Cake Job+

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+Merry Christmas+

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Do it.

+I Will Obey+

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Buying stuff is pretty awesome.

+-it.+

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I am glad I am not a snowman. I like the sun.

+Cheap Christmas+

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It is not the American way.

+Hacky Egg+

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Fail of the penguins?

+Ghost of Christmas Past+

+Best Parts of the Cold Months+

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It really is a toss up.

p.s. For a larger, complete, and without the writing version of today's Gibberish, click here.

+No Two Alike+

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It's true. All snowflakes are Highlanders.

+Oedipal Thanksgiving+

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Make sure your Thanksgiving is edible and not Oedipal.

+Turkey Day+

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Have you seen those slow-motion shots of them sharks popping out of the water? We should feast on seal while watching and join in their celebration of life. Or death. Or whatever.

+The Turtle Pedestal+

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It is a place of enlightenment, not a place for ninjas.

+Extreme Okayness+

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Caring is for silly people.

+The Twist+

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Stories are not stories without--THE TWIST!

+Shifting Worlds+

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He forgot that she did not have magnetic feet like he did. This is why human/robot relationships can never be.

+What It Takes+

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He would say "girlfriend" instead, but he does not have one.

+Mario's Shoes+

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There is something seriously wrong with Yoshi.

+Halloween Response+

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It is easy to be sexy with candy.

+Halloween Proposition+

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Make your Halloween chock full o' innuendo.