+Merry Christmas+

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Do it.

Christmas Prep

There is too much to do.

+I Will Obey+

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Buying stuff is pretty awesome.

+Cheap Christmas+

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It is not the American way.

+Three Words: The Nutcracker Prince, Part 7 of 12+

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Welcome to the World of Cheese!

Miss Part 1? Click here.

+Three Words: The Nutcracker Prince, Part 4 of 12+

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Merry Christmas, everyone. Don't beat anyone to death with their own shoes. It's not the best type of Christmas behavior.

+Three Words: The Nutcracker Prince, Part 3 of 12+

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It can get you into all sorts of trouble--like signing a petition to legalize bestiality.

Up, Up, and Away

If the title is correct, I should be on a plane by the time any of you really notice this. I'll be off on my jaunt to Las Vegas, then California, then to Nebraska City. I'm going to be gone a grand total of 19 days. However, that does not mean that the action will stop here. Oh no. I wouldn't allow that.

While I'm gone, starting on Monday, Dec. 22, a twelve-part Gibberish story will begin. It's a re-vision of The Nutcracker, a la Gibberish style. Each comic, I hope, will be self-contained, but when read in sequential order--gasp!--they will tell a story. So please, if you enjoy any or all of them, tell your friends and neighbors and co-workers, as it will be Family and Work friendly. (It's a bummer isn't it?)

I wish you all a happy holiday, safe travels, and a wonderful New Year. Until then... enjoy.

+North Pole+

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Do parents really realize the consequences of their lying tongues?

+Rock 'N' Roll Christmas+

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Everyone wants to live in the Twinkie Trailer.