+Doo What You Need+

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I think there is a shirt in there somewhere.

+Empty Nest+

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Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Empty Nest."

+Next Stop, Next Wife+

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They can also be converted into time machines--that one's just a given though.

+Too Far+

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Making out with Edgar Allen Poe's corpse would be pretty awesome. He probably foresaw as much years ago in a drunken vision.

(Sorry about the late post, I totally spaced getting this lined up the other night.)

+Shopping Hazards+

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If polar bears can look on the bright side of life, so can you.

+Have the Best Thanksgiving Ever+

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Not responsible for Grandmas whose heart stop.

+Not Going Alone+

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Revenge... of the turkeys.

+Believe Me+

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Nothing like bear teeth to end a relationship.